Games People Don't Play
DNC Chairman Howard Dean weighs in on a meaty problem.
"...I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. He's got to go out there and say something about this woman [Harriet Miers] who's going to a 20 or 30-year appointment, a 20 or 30-year appointment to influence America. We deserve to know something about her."His favorite place to eat must be delicatessens and it colors his judgment on the issues!
What?
(Thanks to Wizbang)









I can only think of one thing that's called "hide the salami."
And it's going to take me most of today to recover from the twitch induced by the picture that popped into my mind.
Posted by: Synova | October 06, 2005 at 01:05 PM
I can only think of one thing that's called "hide the salami."
Is that when you put it in the cupboard instead of the refrigerator?
:-p
Posted by: baldilocks | October 06, 2005 at 01:10 PM
I suspect he was thinkin' "Pig in a poke" but censored himself and that fell out of his mouth instead.
That or Button, button, who's got the button?
It sure reminds me of my old fart hippy boss trying to be hip. I asked him what I should do with an iffy logo on an ad. He said "Oh, just rip it off." I ran that thru my cliche filter and asked, "Do you mean shine it on?" Yes, thats what he meant. Turkeyhole.
Posted by: teal marie | October 06, 2005 at 02:55 PM
Where's the beef? Up his butt apparently. It'll come out if he keeps on talking out of it.
Posted by: torchy | October 06, 2005 at 03:25 PM
Are "cupbord" and "refrigerator" euphemisms?
Posted by: Dave Munger | October 06, 2005 at 04:22 PM
What the hey is the matter with Howard?? What is he talking about??
Posted by: Fausta | October 06, 2005 at 05:08 PM
I have no idea!
Posted by: Bob | October 06, 2005 at 07:47 PM
Be grateful that you don't understand what the illustrious DNC chairman is trying to say.
Posted by: baldilocks | October 06, 2005 at 08:01 PM
BTW, I suspect that when my mom reads this I'll have to return the favor and explain to her what "hide the salami" is.
:-D
Posted by: baldilocks | October 06, 2005 at 08:33 PM
Hide the Salami??
Hah.
Posted by: bleedingbrain | October 06, 2005 at 11:59 PM
Hide the salami???
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!
Posted by: Tony | October 07, 2005 at 06:58 AM