Not So Smooth

Check out the title of this LA Times editorial!

Real hunks don't date smooth-headed ladies

I bet this guy--Joel Stein--never thought that he’d have to deal with the bald-headed chick contingent!

Actually the piece is a slam on reality shows. Mr. Stein does, however, talk about bald women in a manner that implies that they are pity-dates.

The "Real World" casting director also set me up on a blind date. With a woman who turned out to be bald. Whom I dated for a few months. I wasn't in a position to be turning down women provided by MTV, regardless of their follicle situation. [SNIP]

How come MTV flew in all the other contestants from across the country and put them up at a hotel and couldn't even get me a woman with hair?

As if having no hair makes a girl desparate!

I’ll have him know that I’ve kicked a “hunk” or two to the curb in my skinnier days. (Being a fat chick is another story.)

Let Mr. Stein’s little faux pas be a lesson to you. The dreaded bald-chick mafia is always watching!