Body Found

UPDATE (June 25, 2009): Folks,this post is four years old, but it's unsettling to think that this future was appointed. RIP, Michael.

ORIGINAL POST (March 16, 2005): Finally, the pieces of a twenty-year-old puzzle fall into place.

During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.
Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

'What' is the proper word.

Well, it would make more sense than real life does.

(Frighteningly manniquin-like photo lifted from Solomon)

Comments

[Greg Walker]

I wish I knew EXACTLY why he looks SO different from the singer that starred in the HUGELY popular "Thriller" video. WHY???

[Kathleen]

What I'll never understand is what possessed him to have so much work done; he was *such* a good looking guy when he was younger. The man (okay, creature) has issues, there's no doubt.

[skinner]

He has more issues than kleenex has tissues ............ coincidently Michaels
favorite household product obsession at
neverland next to comicbooks and candybars

[skinner]

by the way that wedding doyley looking thing michaels holding in the above photo
you guessed it its one of his designer
tissues the Kleenix Corparation made exclusively for him and his staff at NEVERLAND can you guess what hes hiding behind it????/?/ your right!!!! a DOVE BAR

[joe]

who cares what he looks like he's a freak an imposter the whole things freaking me out IT should be locked up
why is it they're still holding the trial for the molestation charges he just needs locking up

[Laurie]

i agree with joe what is that THING walking round now as micheal jackson as if the trils havent been stoppeed if something as big as this has happened why dont they lock that (thing) up????????

[Gregory]

Michael was too much into these horror things they have taken over him , that thing going to court should be jailed before it disappears

[skinner]

These high profile deals take the limelight off where it really should be at the time yes Michael should be in jail along with Blake and Oj but the people that let this child convicted child molester out .
The one that killed and raped that little girl in alabama { i beleive] They deserve the Ultimate in my mind the killer who confessed Imediate hanging in public
and the {professionals] that agreed to his release < Life in prison Its time we need to put out a message to ,anyone involved with the realease of these monsters, You are going to pay the conciquences for your stupidity and complacensy. this keeps happening over and over ,despite the fact that, the vast majority of common taxpayers
keep sayin If you wont kill them for godsakes keep them in prison