Snarkage
Here’s a hint, Bill Maher: never “date” anyone who calls herself “Coco.”
(Thanks to Tim Blair)
AFTERTHOUGHT: In the Smoking Gun missive, Mr. Maher is referred to as a "confirmed bachelor." Doesn't that phrase indicate that a given man bats for the other team? Unless there's something about "Coco"...
(Okay, I'm feeling mean today.)










I guess Bill isn't cuckoo for Coco(puffs) anymore. Sorry, just a little ceral humor there. Not too inappropriate today since a "cereal salesman" has been nominated to be Commerce Secretary.
BTW, I, too had always thought that the term "confirmed bachelor" was polite society's (as opposed to modern society) way of referring to gay men. I guess it doesn't apply anymore since the Mass Supremes declared "gay marriage" the law of the land.
Posted by: Noble Eagle | November 29, 2004 at 04:17 PM
Oh, go ahead an indulge yourself, Juliette. You're entitled to a "meanie" day once in a while!! ;)
Posted by: Indigo | November 29, 2004 at 05:57 PM
When are you moving to the midwest? I want my daughter to take sarcasm lessons from you.
Maybe I better wait till she's 18....
Posted by: og | November 29, 2004 at 07:38 PM
Ooh! You are mean!
I like that.
Posted by: Ken Summers | November 29, 2004 at 09:50 PM
Baldi: Have you heard about the "brother" of the swift vets that has been persecuted for his declarations about Kerry? He should be helped by all righteous blogers, I think, mainly so the military blogers. Sorry for the OT. God bless always. :)
Posted by: Miguel | November 30, 2004 at 12:32 AM
I would not pay too much attention to the phrase "confirmed bachelor"... after all they refer to Maher as a "comedian" as well.
Posted by: john | November 30, 2004 at 04:19 AM
Heh, that was funny, John.
I thought "confirmed bachelor" had done a 180, from meaning gay, to meaning a frequently practicing heterosexual, if you get my drift... (for example George Clooney, Colin Farrell, et al. have been referred to as "confirmed bachelors")
Posted by: caltechgirl | November 30, 2004 at 07:26 AM
Well, at least this means that he got over his tryst with that annoying Huffington woman, so it's not all bad. :)
Posted by: Paul Jané | November 30, 2004 at 01:48 PM
Paul: You're turning my stomach.
Posted by: baldilocks | November 30, 2004 at 03:02 PM
It's funny you say that Juliette, because my first thought when I saw her photo was that she looked like a transvestite.
Posted by: seal-lover | November 30, 2004 at 06:15 PM