Like Mike
Yes, it’s the anniversary of the day I was born. My forties are coming along nicely.
I normally wouldn’t do some as incredibly egotistical and rude as to troll shamelessly on my own website for gratuitous happy birthday wishes. I'm only mentioning it to point this out: back in the day, I used to brag about sharing a birthday with this guy:

Now, every year, I am burdened by the fact that I happen to share a birthday with this guy:
What else do we have in common? Well, we both can sing, we both wear make-up and we both like boys—except I like mine considerably older than he does.
And, I too would charge 2500 bucks a head for people to visit my house as well, if I thought I could get any takers.
(Thanks to Magical Mike!: All Da Fax and All Michael Jackson)










Happy happy happy happy birthday!
Posted by: Ith | August 29, 2003 at 11:41 AM
What Ith said:-)
Posted by: Jason Bontrager | August 29, 2003 at 02:18 PM
Hear, hear!
Happy birthday, and many happy returns. :-)
Posted by: Paul Jané | August 29, 2003 at 11:59 PM
LOL! Such is your claim to fame! Happy Birthday and hope it's a good one!
Posted by: Cynthia | August 30, 2003 at 07:46 AM
Happy Birthday! Always nice to see another relish the 40's! :)
Posted by: Mickey | August 30, 2003 at 09:36 AM
Happy birthday!
If I ever go into the body shop for getting the frame straightened and some dings hammered out, I'm gonna ask 'em if they ever worked on Michael. If they have, I'm SO outta there!
Posted by: SwampWoman | August 30, 2003 at 02:12 PM
Thank you, everyone! :-*
SwampWoman: I know that's right.
Posted by: baldilocks | August 30, 2003 at 06:01 PM
Welcome to America...where a talented young black man can grow up to be an ugly white woman.
(grabs crotch and yells)
Posted by: toddk73 | August 31, 2003 at 08:32 PM